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Sunday, January 10, 2010

At Least She's Not F***ing Matt Damon

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know . . .

Same story, two quotes about it.

In a nutshell: Iris Robinson, "the Anita Bryant of the UK," Member of Parliament in Northern Ireland (part of the United Kingdom), whose husband also happens to be an MP and is in fact the First Minister of Northern Ireland (roughly sorta kinda like a state governor over here) - well, last year she was spouting about what abominations we are, how homosex is worse than child abuse and how God can change a homosexual, same as a murderer . . . you know the drill.

Come to find out, all the while the holier-than-you-faggots Ms. Robinson was spewing her venom against teh gayz, she was at the very same time committing ADULTERY with a 19-year-old, forty years her junior. AND taking a bribe of several thousand dollars from her boy toy in exchange for channeling government support to his restaurant venture.

Now you're ready for the quotes.

Sullivan expresses the universal truth of the matter:
Where there is Christianism, there is usually hypocrisy, corruption and abuse. From Haggard to Maciel, from the Vatican to the Swaggarts, from Rove to Limbaugh, the sheer gulf between their public moralism and their private failings is vast. That's because they're human; and they deserve compassion and understanding, the compassion and understanding they always, always deny to others. [emphasis mine - Russ.]
Joe.My.God. puts it in more earthy terms:
Things are as they always are. God's Gentle Elected People infest the national media to scream about perversion and abomination, all while screwing the taxpayer AND cougaring the fuck out of a young hottie.

Bonus: Joe says the 1968 Simon & Garfunkel hit, "Mrs. Robinson," is climbing up the charts anew in the UK. Gotta love it.

Update: Righteous Iris not only screwed the boy she'd known since he was 9, she also screwed his father.

Hollywood's got nothing to compare with this mess. You can't make this shit up.

P.S. - Cougaring? Little help, guys?


David said...

Cougaring = older women chasing, and in this instance bagging, younger men.

Russ Manley said...

huh. wonder how that slang got started. but I kinda see how it applies . . . thanks David.

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