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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Lies, Damned Lies, and Penis Size

This guy claimed it was 12. Feet, that is. -
from Wikipedia.

Why not start the new year out with a reality check? You know how it seems like nowadays nobody ever claims to have less than 7 inches of, um, salami, and more likely 8.

Well, don't fucking believe it. Mr. Average has the results of a study done by Lifestyles condoms, and guess what: average boner size is only 5.8 inches long, as measured by medical professionals.

Half the men measured had 5.5 to 6 inches. A quarter of the guys had between 6 and 7. And only 1 man in 20 had a schlong that was 7 inches or more. Really.

I don't know about you, but I feel much better now.

5 comments:

Ray's Cowboy said...

It really does not matter the size but the majicin it. if one kows how to use it correctly both parties can have allot of fun.
What is your size, Sir?
Ray

Alex said...

Why, I don't know what you're talkin' about. I have never encountered anyone lyin' about the size of their dicks. ROFL! That study should be placed on Manhunt and Gay.com.
Frankly, I got over the size thing long ago. I prefer a nice ass over a huge dick any day.

Russ Manley said...

Ray - size M. for magical. lol

Alex - We have the same preference. Reminds me of that famous line of literature - from Steel Magnolias: "Nothing like a nice piece of ass."

Ultra Dave said...

After I completed my exhaustive study in my youth, that sounds about right. However, I seemed to be lucky enough to have met several that may have skewed the results.

Russ Manley said...

Dave - its the exception that proves the rule I guess, lol.

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