Question for Truckers: Lesbian Gothic

Oh man, blue-state life for the gays just keeps getting better and better. You know queer has hit the mainstream for good and all when our favorite married ladies get a famous American accolade: a tongue-in-cheek portrayal as Grant Wood's classic painting of heartland values.

But the more I look at it, the more I think . . . these gals need a truck!

Whaddaya say, Truckers? Ford F-150? GMC Sonoma? Dodge Ram? Which truck do you think Ellen and Portia should pick up on?

And what color? Mmm, I'd incline to a deep forest green myself, to set off that pale pink wedding gown. But that's just me.