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Thursday, July 7, 2011

WTF: The Cube House

Continuing with the domestic architecture theme, or should I say - from the sublime to the totally fucking ridiculous:




Would have a made a terrific playhouse when I was about 10. It's the sort of thing that appeals strongly to navel-gazing young men who fancy themselves both deep and progressive thinkers. The type who think real life happens only in overpriced coffee shops and deeply-dark nightclubs. Who are always on the make, but never quite seem to have a steady girlfriend. Which perhaps is because they are so fond of quoting arcane philosophers no one has ever heard of, and trying to impress at parties by playing endless madrigals on hand-carved flutes.

I say girlfriend deliberately, because no sensible gay man would ever go for such a shipping crate of a house. Not nearly enough room to decorate!


Speaking of ridiculous - at this very moment, 2:15 p.m., it is exactly 100 degrees here on the prairie, and your Head Trucker is all hot and sweaty and naked. But it's not nearly as sexy as you think, guys - the a/c unit went haywire last night, and I've been waiting all day for the service company to arrive, all the windows open and all the fans going. Which helps very little. Probably they won't get here till 5 or so, by which time your Head Trucker may be a tepid puddle on the floor.

This would, of course, happen on the hottest damn day of the year. Send some cool thoughts my way, will ya?

UPDATE, 2:40 p.m. - Dayyum, that was fast! The service guys (straight and none too cute, crap) just left, and cool air is flowing once again. One of my readers must have amazing psychic powers - whom should I thank for this blessed relief?

8 comments:

Beartoast said...

Too bad that the service man didn't need some servicing! But glad you got some cool coming your way. It's been hot here (hot for us) but NOTHING like what you've got. Come visit in the mountains. It's cooler here.

For that little house: I'd have to shrink. Brits are just smaller.

DeepBlue said...

I'm not claustrophobic but I could become in no time if I had to live in that hole!!!

p.s. It was only 58 this morning and now (7h20 pm) it's 77 with humidity at 36%.... it's been like this since the beginning of the summer...

downfall of this: lots of snow 5 months per year! ;)

Russ Manley said...

Bear - wish I could visit, some cool mountain air would be nice right about now.

Blue - oh hell son, you don't even know what summer is. Those temps are like early spring for us.

Frank said...

The "house" needs a little crown molding, a chandelier, some nice artwork...our camper is nicer...those service guys are never cute or sexy like in the porno movies...stay cool...

Craig said...

A clever concept - but would you (could you) want to live in it - I think not!
Sorry to hear about your heat and a/c. I don't do hot weather any more... we will have 66F for a high today. That thought alone should make you shiver! Glad that your a/c is working again. Frank is right - why are they never cute?

Russ Manley said...

I don't know. Sigh. Life sure ain't like the movies . . . .

"Sir" said...

Who are you calling smaller? We just live in a smaller country.

Russ Manley said...

And a lovely one, too. But at 60 million plus, I'm afraid it's going to be one big housing estate and motorway before too long.

Y'all ought to think seriously about doing a deal with Canada . . . they are desperate for population growth, and tons of room to spare.

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