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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sleepwalker Sex

Sleepwalker, artist Tony Matelli, 2001/Leo Koenig

So this guy gets his medications mixed up and takes two Ambien pills on a Saturday morning. Later that night realizes there are two hours he can't remember . . . . From Salon:

I know now what filled the missing two hours. This afternoon, I got a call from a woman who called me "lover" and asked when I wanted to come back. She called me her f**k buddy. This is a woman I had talked to only twice before in social situations. I do not even know where she lives; maybe I phoned her for directions. I do find her attractive, but I am stunned that I did something like this. My wife is vindictive, and if I say anything to her, it will end our marriage. I do not want to continue a relationship with the other woman. What should I do?

—Scared Sleepless

Dear Prudence responds:
Driving, eating, even trying to cast congressional votes while under the influence of Ambien are all well-documented. Scroll around the Internet and you will also find individual accounts of Ambien-fueled sex—which the nondrugged participants claim is more creative and uninhibited than when their partner is awake.
See this article.

Jeez, that even beats the "Christ, was I drunk last night" excuse. Just blame it on the Ambien.

1 comment:

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Great article. In my opinion society should except you just as you are. Gay people should not be ostracized because of their sexual preference. We need to get over this perception where its like a deer caught in the headlights.

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