Today's Quote: Wanda Sykes

President Obama and the First Lady were guests of honor at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner tonight. The Washington Post reports:

The mistress of ceremonies for the evening was Wanda Sykes, an actress and comedian who grew up locally and got her start doing stand-up while moonlighting from her day job as a procurement officer at the National Security Agency.

"It's funny to me that [photographers] have never caught you smoking," Sykes told the president, "but they always catch you with your shirt off. I know you're into this transparency thing, but I don't need to see your nipples."