Eat at Joe's

Several tasty morsels on the menu today at Joe.My.God. (sorry, no Cheetos):

--Topless photo of Christian role model Carrie Prejean, Miss California. Also, Joe quotes 1 Tim. 2:9, (how'd he steal my idea?) which apparently is one of those old dusty Bible verses that's totally outmoded and doesn't make sense in the modern world, so it can just be ignored (oh but don't you dare cut out a single word about the perverted homosexuals!).

--Speaking of pervs, erudite Joe the Plumber (no relation to the other Joe) defines the word queer for the uneducated among us, and says all his gay friends know he won't let them anywhere near his kids.

--Speaking of idiots, Muslim clerics in the African nation of Senegal are calling for all gay people to be killed. But even death is not enough: outraged believers have dug up the body of a gay man who died of natural causes last week and deposited the remains on his parents' doorstep. Twice. Only holy people are fit to be buried in a Muslim cemetery, you see.

--Speaking of holy men, a professor at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University - also pastor of a local church - was charged this week with "sexual object penetration" on a 21-year-old female student to whom he gave a back massage on the floor of his office, where she innocently fell asleep. Riiiiiight.

--On the Supreme Court's ruling in the Janet Jackson case, Joe does a nice job of summing up the blind hypocrisy of the modern world this way: "Thousands of gruesome murders on every channel at every hour, but $550,000 for less than a second of titty. Insanity."

--and he posts Rachel Maddow's take on the White House weasel-wording about DADT (it still doesn't sound good for us, guys):

For the record, here is White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, January 9, 2009: