As everyone knows, Obamacare starts open enrollment today, and House
Assholes Republicans were unable to force its postponement in last-minute voting overnight. Consequently, the Interstates are jammed all across America today as tearful, angry, bewildered Tea Partiers desperately seek an escape route. Staff humorist Andy Borowitz reports on the wild scenes playing out across the country in the
New Yorker - a must read:
Meanwhile, all you liberal
sheeple, as we are so graciously known by the demented lemmings on the Right, can go enroll in a low-cost health care plan at
HealthCare.gov right now - no matter where you live in the country. Even if your state has officially rejected Obamacare and all that goes with it, you can still get coverage. Even if, like me, you live in Bumfuck, Texas.
Horrifying, isn't it?
Related news: In his inimitable way, Jon Stuart skewers and roasts the intransigent Republicans who have now
forced the federal government to shut down, with about a million employees out of work immediately, with no pay, and at a cost to the economy of billions of dollars in suspended government services.
I can't get the episode to embed properly, but
go watch it here.
I say kudos to the President and the Democratic leadership for having the balls to stand up to the sorry bastards. We saw in the debt-ceiling crisis of 2011 that playing Mr. Nice Guy just doesn't work with these thugs. The one-year Obamacare delay is just a ruse - they will keep postponing every year from now till Kingdom Come if they get away with it this time.
Oh but don't worry -
all your Congresspeeps continue to get paid their
$174,000 annual salaries right on schedule, of course. And enjoy full coverage of their platinum-plated government-sponsored health care plans - totally free of charge.
What's wrong with this fucking picture?