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Showing posts with label pornography. Show all posts
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Sunday, August 15, 2010

The Connection Infection

[Note - I have no freakin' idea why this video won't display, and I've re-embedded it twice.  If it doesn't display on your end, here's the link.]



Your Head Trucker is one of the few people now living outside of a nursing home who has actually sent a telegram for ordinary communication - ten words for $1.50 in 1966.  SRSLY.

Stephen Heiner, a recovering Blackberrier, on the plague of eternal uplinkedness (honk to Andrew Sullivan):
As this breakthrough happened, I realized something deeper about the way we use phones – not just the smart ones: we are their slaves. We jump whenever they call because we never, ever turn them off. They only get turned off if we run out of battery life, and even then we become desperate for a charger and can think of little else until our depleted child has the charging indicator safely blinking and is serenely drinking its electronic milk.

We have allowed ourselves to become 24/7 radio beacons. We are always on. Always ready to transmit or receive. There is a nervous habit that the younger generation has of checking their cell phones every 90 seconds or so. Just watch them. They didn’t hear a text message notification, but they are checking their phones just in case. And who knows, one might feel the urge to send a text message because heck, it’s been 30 seconds since one was sent. Watch people in airports, or in the auto repair shop, or on a university campus. There is a constant need to check to see if they are still plugged in. It is a nervous tic that they don’t even know is a tic.

In previous times, when we were more tied to place and limits as a society, people were reached at a specific location. Letters came to homes. Telegrams came to homes. Phone calls were placed…to homes. The cell phone, the harbinger of the always-on internet society, unhooked the anchor of place from communication. And when communication is not limited, is not circumscribed, it becomes unlimited and tyrannous. . . .

While people always cite “emergencies,” more often than not the singular reason that a cell phone exists in their lives is to give them a crutch to prevent them from being alone with themselves, their thoughts, and their fellow human beings. Going to the gym? Call a friend. Running an errand? Send a text. Eating something interesting? Take a picture and show the world on Facebook. We are incapable of living outside the virtual cloud that surrounds us. We can only fully live if we are constantly connected.

Or we can turn it off, put ourselves back in control of the machine, and take back the solitude and dreamy quiet of our thoughts: the beginnings of a recollection that lends itself to prayer and conversation.
What I Say:  It's truly astonishing to consider how quickly and vastly the Internet has changed our lives in what seems to me like a rather short time.  When I was finishing college at the turn of the 70's/80's, computers were still largely in the commercial-use-only phase.   All big companies and most small ones by that time were sending you computerized bills every month, and I do recall that by my senior year the library at my university had supplemented the card catalog - gee, I miss those - with an electronic one.  Which actually had, wonder of wonders, not a keyboard but a touch-screen display (black screen and amber characters, no pictures, no Windows).  Which of course was promptly covered with every kind of greasy fingerprint imaginable and stayed that way.

But even though the very first PC's had just come on the market by the beginning of the decade, if I remember rightly, nobody but a very few intensely passionate fans of technology ("geek" had yet to enter the lexicon as a term for those guys) had them.  Pocket calculators, yes (from about 1975), but PC's, no.  For one thing, they were hideously expensive, maybe the equivalent of two to three thousand dollars now.  For another, to use them you had to learn a whole programming language, like Basic.  But even if you had the dough to invest in one, and the many long hours of solitary study to be able to program it, my thought always was, just what the hell would you do with it once you had it?

Continued after the jump . . . .

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Carrie Prejean Caught in the XXX

When she was good, she was very, very good -


But when she was bad, she filmed it . . . .

In case you've had your head a barrel all day, there is gleeful laughter all over the gay blogosphere at the news that Carrie Prejean - the anti-equality former Miss California who used her 15 minutes and fake tits to campaign against same-sex marriage - has been like, totally humiliated and exposed as a hypocritical Christianist fraud by a tape of her, um, sexual abilities that has come to light.

TMZ broke the story, adding the cryptic remark, "Let's just say that Carrie has a promising solo career."  Hmm, what could that mean, I wonder?

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Perversion for Profit

Hey you - yeah, you buddy with the hair on your palms - don't click that porn link! Stop looking at them nekkid pictures right now! Don't you know - once you get perverted by porn, you will always be a pervert?! And that's not all - you'll start raping, killing, drugging, and goatfucking too. . . . SEX = DEATH.

Sex destroyed Egypt, Greece, and Rome, you want to destroy America too? Don't you know porn is part of the Communist plot to drive this nation to its knees? For the love of all that's holy, please stop before it's too late - get your hand out of your pants!

Go play some baseball, take a cold shower, and pray real hard, instead. In fact, you should probably lock the doors, turn off the computer, and spend the rest of the day on your knees, praying you won't become a lifelong perv. Go do it right now! Save yourself - and your country!

This film from 1965 was narrated by George Putnam, conservative LA news anchor, and financed by anti-porn crusader Charles Keating - who, in the 1980's, pulled a Madoff in the savings & loan industry that wiped out thousands of people's life savings and cost the government three billion fucking dollars. He was later convicted of fraud and sent to prison.

Such a good, moral, upright man. A real example of how to live a clean, decent, godfearing life - such a great role model for young people to look up to. A real pillar of society here in this Christian nation so wisely founded on God's laws.

Right. And now, listen closely to this warning on the horrible dangers of pornography engulfing this great nation - especially all you straight boys, don't be enticed into homosexuality: today's conquest is tomorrow's competition!

(NSFW)



Hilarious edited version:

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Dirty Show

Seems there's this major exhibit of (mostly straight) erotic art called The Dirty Show opening in Detroit next month. Which is a good thing, because if it opened in Dallas, our good Christianists would probably riot in the streets and burn the place down.

Once they'd taken a really good gander at all of it.

Got a question for my Truckbuddies, wonder if you got an answer: How come so much straight erotica looks, well, dirty? I mean dirty-trashy, not dirty-sexy. Is it because the sight of the female body endlessly exposed and usually humiliated just doesn't pop my cork?

Or do straight people just not have any artistic taste? Bor-ing.

One more question: what's up with all these practicing heterosexuals anyway? Don't they ever think about anything besides sex? And why do they have to flaunt it in my face all the time, can't they get a room and just shut up about it?

Friday, January 9, 2009

WTF: Art, Porn, or Hoax?

You be the judge.

(Honk to Vues de Gay-te)

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Porn Needs Gov't Prod

Your Head Trucker's idea of a real stimulus package.
Yeehaw, get along there little dogies!

That's what pornmakers Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are asking from Congress, saying they should get a piece too when the government is bailing out the financial industry and auto industry. They say 5 billion is needed to rescue the porn business, which has gone limp fast.

Porn DVD sales are down 22 percent. According to Flynt, “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in a news release. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex.”

Damn. If the porn industry goes under, what would we do? Guess people would have to make their own.

Well, I'm patriotic, be glad to do my part and stick up for the American way of life. Where can I go to volunteer?
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