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Saturday, April 28, 2012

How to Get a Bear in Bed

Method 1: Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart.

If you are out of tranquilizer darts, I suggest several well-timed shots of vodka instead. Works for me.


BadgerBear said...

Gosh! Flirting and booze have always worked pretty well for me. I never thought about tranquilizer darts and a steel lock-up :-) Maybe I should change my tactics?

Tim said...

Not quite the bear I was hoping for! What happened to him afterwards - Castro or Circus, Circus? ;)

Ray's Cowboy said...

I personally like the Man Bear more. I would buy the drinks instead.


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