N O T I C E T O C O N S U M E R S
Owing to high tariffs, winter storms, and general instability of global markets, our stock of hot men is running perilously low at this time. If supplies do not increase soon, rationing will be introduced to ensure a fair supply for everyone of the restricted amounts available.
If you have not yet received your ration book in the mail, please apply online with your current address, phone number, names and ages of all consenting adults residing in your home, and your estimated weekly consumption needs (pounds or kilograms per person, dry weight). And please be thrifty: use supplies on hand sparingly during this crisis. Waste not, want not!
The Management of the Blue Truck thanks you for your cooperation.
4 comments:
Pornstache #3 please Russ, whilst stocks last. So sorry to hear about your dire situation over there. Would you like some reverse Lend-Lease?
While the Special Relationship lasts, we will certainly be most grateful for any help you can send. I am posting #3 to you now, if I can find enough stamps in the back of my desk drawer.
My ration book only allows me one selection during the present crisis - I'll stick with #1 and am more than willing to offer sloppy seconds should that ease the shortage problem.
We thank you for your generous, public-spirited offer and may call upon your contribution at any time. Stud #1 is bumping his way to you on the back of the postal mule now, so keep an eye out for his arrival.
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