Men Exposed (1999)

An HBO show-and-tell about dicks. Highly interesting.

 

I happened upon this doco the other day, coinciding with a mix of memories, feelings, and reflections I've been having lately about my life as a gay man.  At the dawn of my seventies, I have a greater perspective about many things that used to worry or trouble me - as well as a few new things to think about (old age is a surprise). 

Perhaps I will share some of those thoughts and new realizations with my truckbuddies in days to come; suffice it to say, I feel much better about myself nowadays than in my lonely, troubled youth.

To be content with what we are and what we have - especially those things we cannot change - is the path of wisdom and the well of peace.  In this frantic "more and better" world, "good enough" is an overlooked blessing.

Rejoice in the day, for the night is coming.

The best tool is the one that fits all your needs.

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A Grower and a Shower

Size queens, take note:  crowds of Frenchmen and Frenchwomen are flocking to the Botanical Gardens in Nantes to see the rare flowering of "Titan's Penis" - the Latin name is Amorphophallus titanium.



These things can grow to 10 feet tall. Just imagine. Unfortunately, it stinks.

Well - you can't have everything.

Green Acres Is the Place to Be

Country boys have bigger tools.

What, you didn't know that?

Sorry, Charlie

I know, I'm disappointed too.

Ask the Expert: "Is it true some herbs will increase the size of your penis?"

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Lies, Damned Lies, and Penis Size

This guy claimed it was 12. Feet, that is. -

from Wikipedia.

Why not start the new year out with a reality check? You know how it seems like nowadays nobody ever claims to have less than 7 inches of, um, salami, and more likely 8.

Well, don't fucking believe it. Mr. Average has the results of a study done by Lifestyles condoms, and guess what: average boner size is only 5.8 inches long, as measured by medical professionals.

Half the men measured had 5.5 to 6 inches. A quarter of the guys had between 6 and 7. And only 1 man in 20 had a schlong that was 7 inches or more. Really.

I don't know about you, but I feel much better now.