Method 1: Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart.
If you are out of tranquilizer darts, I suggest several well-timed shots of vodka instead. Works for me.
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Gosh! Flirting and booze have always worked pretty well for me. I never thought about tranquilizer darts and a steel lock-up :-) Maybe I should change my tactics?
Not quite the bear I was hoping for! What happened to him afterwards - Castro or Circus, Circus? ;)
I personally like the Man Bear more. I would buy the drinks instead.
WOOF
Ray
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