For the sake of posterity, I have to post this unforgettable moment when our very own Clueless Leader of Texas, Butthead Perry, fucked himself in front of a live audience on nationwide television:
Even worse, he still had the audacity to show his face the next day and claim virginity:
Trust me when I tell you, boys: it couldn't have happened to a more deserving candidate. Also, my friends, I have to share with you Rachel's absolutely brilliant, wickedly funny deconstruction of Herman Cain's career as the biggest performance-art con man since Andy Warhol:
All of which would be roll-on-the-floor funny, if only there were a serious political party as the alternative, instead of the National Honor Society doing a Saturday-morning carwash. Andrew Sullivan on why the Democrats suck:
What happens to a country when there is no adult in the room? I guess we'll find out, won't we?
(Side note: shocking photo from the failed state of Mexico.)
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