Matt Baume of the American Foundation for Equal Rights reports:
On the other hand, a Nobel-Prize aspirant at the University of Lagos in Nigeria has conclusively proven - with the use of bar magnets - that gay marriage is just totally
wrong. And not only that, but two men
can't be attracted to each other - it's a physical impossibility!
Well, that's it, I guess. You can't argue with physics. So
read the scientific findings and straighten out your minds, boys!