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Friday, September 14, 2018

Waitin' for the Weekend

Special Peacekeeping Policy: Davis gets first pick this week, then the rest of you can choose from what's left.









8 comments:

Tim said...

I extended an olive branch last week only to be penalised this. Have the politics of the White House now reached the South?

Russ Manley said...

Nothing of the kind. Davis did not accept your offer, generous though it was, so in accordance with generally accepted diplomatic procedure (cf. UN Resolution 53-2984, c. 17a-g) I am merely attempting to facilitate a mutually acceptable resolution of grievances.

If that doesn't work, I may have to issue ration cards.

Davis said...

Oh Russ, you're far too generous and the pickins are especially good this weekend. I'll aim for #1 in the hopes that Tim might find someone special in the remaining fellas.

Russ Manley said...

Ah, now that's the spirit. See how smoothly things go when we are all animated by a spirit of brotherhood, like the UN Charter says? We can be an example to the world here. Davis, your shipment will be winging his way to you on the very next flight.

Now Tim, may I take your order?

Tim said...

Cuddly #5 please Bubba.....dat ass!

Russ Manley said...

An excellent choice. I'm wrapping him for shipment now, along with a complimentary bar of soap.

Frank said...

Number three looks beefy and it looks like he’s still available. I’m here with my hubby in Provincetown so haven’t been checking in with the blogs very often. No excitement on this end as we are not out partying but doing a lot of relaxing beach time. I’ll have to post some pics soon.

Russ Manley said...

Glad you're enjoying P-town. Your order will be shipping this afternoon, along with a complimentary beach towel.

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