CANADA picked a Winner in MR. MARK CARNEY!
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
OPINIONS, 4/29/25: the first 100 days of Trumpocracy
CANADA picked a Winner in MR. MARK CARNEY!
Thursday, April 24, 2025
Wednesday, April 23, 2025
OPINIONS, 4/23/25
Trae Crowder irreverently "pontificates" on Pope Francis, whom he admired, and lambastes the rightwing Catholics who despised him:
Tuesday, April 15, 2025
OPINIONS, 4/15/25
Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Saturday, March 29, 2025
OPINIONS, 3/29/25
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| Nick Anderson, Tribune Content Agency |
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Today's Toon
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| "We'll have to stop research now that the Neanderthals are back in charge." |
Thursday, March 6, 2025
OPINIONS, 3/6/25
Thursday, February 20, 2025
Crowder, Pritzker, Sanders Tell It LIke It Is
Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Old Men Tell It Like It is
| Statue of Socrates at the Academy of Athens |
Old age is no fun, though between aches and pains it can be fairly pleasant as long as your body holds together. A compensating factor is that, having lost your juvenile awe of authority figures, and having no job to protect, you feel free to say exactly where the cow bit the cabbage. And old men who have paid attention through all the stages of life usually have some very keen wisdom to share, if anybody will put down the goddamn smartphone long enough to listen.
Here's a few old guys like your Head Trucker who speak their minds and give some damn good advice. I don't necessarily agree with everything they say, but I do like the way they say it. They can be pretty funny, too.
First up, Tom Powell, Jr., from Illinois, gives a mini-review of a Canadian comedian's rant:
Blue Dot in Texas, down in the southern part of the state, doesn't mince words about the state of the country:
Pissed Off Bartender, somewhere in Alabama, isn't quite an old man yet, but we'll grant him honorary status on account of his awesome beard and stache:
Finally, fired-by-Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton is a Republican with great expertise in foreign and military affairs; I'd never vote for him, but he really knows what he's talking about:
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Thursday, February 13, 2025
Wednesday, October 9, 2024
Trae Crowder: A Hurricane of Lies
Wednesday, October 2, 2024
Trae Crowder: It's a Wild World
Wednesday, September 25, 2024
Wednesday, September 18, 2024
Trae Crowder: Plumb Ignorant and Truly Insane!
Monday, June 8, 2020
Five Minutes of Hot Tea
By the way: As spot-on as this satire is, there is a greater point to be made here. It's not just about Texas, and it's not just about the South. I'll just say two words: Minneapolis. Brooklyn.
Racism and bigotry know no borders.
Thursday, August 2, 2018
Monday, July 16, 2018
Randy Rainbow: A Very Stable Genius
For comparison, here's a review of an even more vulgar performance in Helsinki:
Bonus: The New York Times today released a hilarious animation of Trump's sickly-sweet infatuation with Putin:
I understand that some toxic little queens are up in arms about "homophobia" here. Well, I am as gay as they come, and I say it is brilliant satire. Gay romance is merely the vehicle, not the object of the humor here. It is not directed at gay people, it's directed at a monumental buffoon and possible traitor.
Besides, on every gay website, gays themselves have been making this very same comparison, with drawings and cartoons, ever since Trump first declared himself a candidate. So chill out, girls, and go take a powder: you are just waaaaaaaaaaaaay over-sensitive.
Every satire contains a grain of truth - and who among us hasn't, sometime or other, fallen for a seductive, sexy bad boy who later turned out to be a sonofabitch? You never will be mature human beings until you learn to laugh at yourselves - and that goes for all the other chip-on-the-shoulder groups as well, at all points on the spectrum. Grow up, people.
Saturday, June 30, 2018
The Dickopath
Your word for the day from the Manley-Webster dictionary:
dickopath, n. (from OE dick, a penis + Gr. pathos, suffering, feeling, emotion, sickness, calamity): a massively self-centered hypocrite with an offensive, grandiose ego who lacks any semblance of a conscience and who displays a pervasive disrespect for the rights and dignity of others; usually a chronic, self-serving liar, seeking to mislead, manipulate, or overpower friends and enemies alike for his own sadistic amusement or enrichment.Cf. sociopath, narcissist, egomaniac, shithead.
(I just made this word up. You're welcome.)
Wednesday, May 9, 2018
Today's Toons: Donelan
Ah, the more things change, the more they stay the same, isn't that so, fellas?







