CONSUMER ALERT:
EMERGENCY RATIONS NOW AVAILABLE
EMERGENCY RATIONS NOW AVAILABLE
Mindful of the dire state in which our truckbuddies may find themselves at this time, our procurement specialists have been scouring the globe for replacement hunks to satisfy our clients' needs. Although world supplies are woefully short of meeting present requirements, we take pleasure in presenting this emergency ration for your short-term relief.
Limit two cans per household. Customary shipping and handling charges are waived.
Make 'em last, buddies. No substitutions. No exceptions. No returns or exchanges. All sales final.
We will post further disaster updates in this space as information comes available.
