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Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Today's Chuckle: Who's on First?

Haven't heard this in years, but it's still just as funny as ever.

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Friday, March 19, 2021

Today's Chuckle: Slinky Squirrel

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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Today's Chuckle

M.P. found this, and I just have to share it with y'all:

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Today's Chuckle: Roswell

New Yorker cartoon by Pat Byrnes;
click to enlarge.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Today's Chuckle

If you don't get the joke, see the story of Pence's visit to Broadway last night, and the aftermath.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Today's Chuckle

"Just one booby trap." LMAO.

Apparently these prankster-Biden quips are a thing now - see more at The Guardian.

Prayer for Peace

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love; where there is injury, pardon; where there is discord, harmony; where there is doubt, faith; where there is despair, hope; where there is darkness, light; where there is sadness, joy. Grant that I may seek not so much to be consoled as to console; to be understood as to understand; to be loved as to love. For it is in giving that we receive; it is in pardoning that we are pardoned; and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life. Amen.

Churches say that the expression of love in a heterosexual monogamous relationship includes the physical, the touching, embracing, kissing, the genital act - the totality of our love makes each of us grow to become increasingly godlike and compassionate. If this is so for the heterosexual, what earthly reason have we to say that it is not the case with the homosexual?

It is a perversion if you say to me that a person chooses to be homosexual. You must be crazy to choose a way of life that exposes you to a kind of hatred. It's like saying you choose to be black in a race-infected society.

If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God.

--Archbishop Desmond Tutu