I want to know what #1 is thinking..."It's so lonely when you're beautiful." or "Sorry, I'm saving myself for someone who looks like me." or "You hurt my feelings when you pointed out that flaw on my big toe." or "Don't you just love my pouty lips?"
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I’m torn between the youth of #1 and the fur of #2 . . . so #4 is the perfect compromise, and it looks like he’s ready to give me a lift. ;P
An excellent choice - and free door-to-door service is included.
I want to know what #1 is thinking..."It's so lonely when you're beautiful." or "Sorry, I'm saving myself for someone who looks like me." or "You hurt my feelings when you pointed out that flaw on my big toe." or "Don't you just love my pouty lips?"
I'll send him over on approval, so you can ask him yourself.
Good grief - I'm swooning but Tim's reject #1 has those bedroom eyes I'm so keen on... Alas I'm too late and will have to make do with sloppy seconds.
If Frank sends him back, I'll shunt #1 over to you ASAP. No extra charge for re-packaging.
That's a big IF - but hope springs eternal...
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Comments are welcome, but please note: this is not a public forum but my personal blog, which nobody is forced to read. You don't like what I write, go find a blog you do like; there are millions of others to choose from. Or write your own.
Polite disagreement is one thing, but rudeness will be deleted without hesitation.